This is not as good as Danny Cohen's Philip Seymour Hoffman story. 3 years ago Ken Forman and I went to see Jim Gaffigan play George Sitkowski in That Championship Season on Broadway. Jim was great. After the show Ken and I went backstage. Philip Seymour Hoffman was there telling Jim how much he admired his performance. I said "hey Philip Seymour Hoffman, you and Jim look so much alike, if you ever need somebody to play you in the Philip Seymour Hoffman story it should be Jim." Jim said "just ignore her, she's drunk."

Jack Black at Kennedy Center Honors Led Zeppelin

Egress Opera Pt. 2

Howard Stern Show w/Gilbert Gottfried - 5/18/99

Cougar Me This

I did this class yesterday at SVA, a directing class, I was there as an actor. I had to read a scene with this young guy where I seduce him and pat him on the ass. I kept laughing everytime I had to pat him on the ass and act like I was trying to sex him up. I'm 53, the guy was about 35. The director finally replaced me with a young, hot actress, who was very good by the way. I'm a shitty actor.